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| Kenny, the King of Africa |
- A gold-plated western-style toilet.
- Trips to Paris to practice his French on the weekends.
- Women fanning him and feeding him peeled grapes.
- A guard at his door to keep anyone from stealing his things.
- A/C
- Umbrella drinks with rum.
- Kenny doesn’t have to walk anywhere – even in his house they have 4 hired men who carry him from room to room.
- A personal chauffeur (that puts his bike on a rack so he can say he rode to school).
- A man whose only job is to follow him around, telling people who he is and what he does.
- A vast array of colognes to pick from each morning, keeping him smelling fresh as a daisy.
- No respect for limited water resources because his house is stocked with bottles of Fiji water.
- A swimming pool.
- A bouncy house for his birthday.
- A personal baker – honestly he’s getting tired of fresh-baked bread every day.
- A Thermarest bed with one side set to 1, the other set to 5, so he can just roll over in the night when he gets uncomfortable.
- His solar charger could power the entire village, but he just uses it to watch TV.
- The still-unreleased end to the Twilight Saga? Kenny’s seen it a couple times, and says it’s not that great.
- A unicorn and a rollercoaster.
- The waterfall we went to was pretty boring – it’s got nothing on his backyard water feature.
Who is Kenny ?
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